Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
Game of Thrones || 02x10 || 03x03 || 03x06 || 03x08
Givenchy fall 2011 couture details
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
It sucks when you really want someone to text you first but you know they won’t and you’re just like lol
i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
james cook being a fucking amazing friend (part 2)
Anonyme vous a demandé: james potter
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
“Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy —-”
“Find my what?”
“—- and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!”
“What’s a Wheezy?”
“Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy - Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!”
“What?” Harry gasped. “They’ve got… they’ve got Ron?”
“The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!”
